I Choose Golf
A friend of mine once told me he returned home from playing golf, after a long, long day at the course, only to find a golf club lying on his wife's side of the bed, with a note attached that read, "I hope this keeps you warm tonight." He was able to work things out with his wife because he curtailed his golf somewhat, to appease his beautiful spouse. However, some guys are far less impressed by such anti-golf sentiment.