Foot Wedge
You know the golfer... He has no problem using a foot wedge to improve the position of his lie. In fact, he's probably got two or three idiotic reasons why it's ok to use it. You know he's a jerk and a cheat, but you just let it slide... most of the time. But not today. Today is the big game and nobody's gonna win this golf match with a foot wedge. Not today.